Yes I'm talkin' about the woman,
her nose
and her breasts
and good God
when I get there
my case rests.
I'll ski down
the alpine slope
of her nose
and from her cleavage
my story
only grows.
Like an elephant's trunk
it remained
tucked inside.
For a man who had seen
everything
I just broke down and cried.
She exposed those Himalayas
like two giant
cupcakes.
Jerry Lee Lewis
and I
were prone to the shakes.
I was also wearing
my trusty
miner's hat.
I bet
even the National Geographic
wants to know about that.
The photo op was terrific
as if Jonah was swallowed
by the whale.
I have all the pictures
to confirm
this tale
but she sneezed
and caused an avalanche
in them thar hills.
The biggest jello pudding
and a landslide
gave me gastronomical thrills.
Of course
not as much as the earthquake
in my pants.
Stay tuned for the movie
and the 3-D
of romance!
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her nose
and her breasts
and good God
when I get there
my case rests.
I'll ski down
the alpine slope
of her nose
and from her cleavage
my story
only grows.
Like an elephant's trunk
it remained
tucked inside.
For a man who had seen
everything
I just broke down and cried.
She exposed those Himalayas
like two giant
cupcakes.
Jerry Lee Lewis
and I
were prone to the shakes.
I was also wearing
my trusty
miner's hat.
I bet
even the National Geographic
wants to know about that.
The photo op was terrific
as if Jonah was swallowed
by the whale.
I have all the pictures
to confirm
this tale
but she sneezed
and caused an avalanche
in them thar hills.
The biggest jello pudding
and a landslide
gave me gastronomical thrills.
Of course
not as much as the earthquake
in my pants.
Stay tuned for the movie
and the 3-D
of romance!
*******************************************************