She got all wet
and wanted
more.
Of course,
that's what runnning showers
are for.
My tongue was wagging
faster
than a dog.
Every word I said
put her
into a fog.
So I kept flicking
my mouth snake
just like a tease.
She seemed most willing
and eager
to please.
I told her I left football
behind
on TV.
I had her rapt attention
I must
agree.
She toweled herself dry
and was still
soaking wet
as if I were feeding her candy
in order
for our date to be set.
She just loved this sacred moment
when I listened intently
to her
and in a strokin' fashion
I righteously
made her purr.
In psychology
you can find
a bottomless well
and when it comes
to women
and how to ring their bell.
So I forgot
about my remote control.
It wasn't easy to do.
All of the moments of paying attention
were actually memories
that were few.
The very base of the foundation
for any relationship
to succeed
is to communicate
with each other
and then satisfaction is guaranteed.
I needed a new lease on life
by exploiting
my lady's soft warm heart.
Today would be ground zero
of just where
to start.
The G-spot may be
as elusive
as the Holy Grail
but lads,
if you take her shopping,
you can never fail!
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and wanted
more.
Of course,
that's what runnning showers
are for.
My tongue was wagging
faster
than a dog.
Every word I said
put her
into a fog.
So I kept flicking
my mouth snake
just like a tease.
She seemed most willing
and eager
to please.
I told her I left football
behind
on TV.
I had her rapt attention
I must
agree.
She toweled herself dry
and was still
soaking wet
as if I were feeding her candy
in order
for our date to be set.
She just loved this sacred moment
when I listened intently
to her
and in a strokin' fashion
I righteously
made her purr.
In psychology
you can find
a bottomless well
and when it comes
to women
and how to ring their bell.
So I forgot
about my remote control.
It wasn't easy to do.
All of the moments of paying attention
were actually memories
that were few.
The very base of the foundation
for any relationship
to succeed
is to communicate
with each other
and then satisfaction is guaranteed.
I needed a new lease on life
by exploiting
my lady's soft warm heart.
Today would be ground zero
of just where
to start.
The G-spot may be
as elusive
as the Holy Grail
but lads,
if you take her shopping,
you can never fail!
****************************************************