of high calorie
cuisine,
a culinary genius
who was a black widow
queen.
She found this lost little boy
and turned him
into a big fat man.
The devil
is a seductive temptress
by doing what she can.
She performed gastronomic annihilation
on his tummy
and his brain.
He kept reaching
for antacid relief
like a familiar refrain.
She pulled out two chairs
so he could take
a seat.
Yet the 7 course meal
was still not
complete.
That wall to wall
book unit
just had to go.
A library
full of diet tips
would ruin the show.
The devil in the apron
wrapped her tongue
around his head.
She wanted a slow death
by overeating
instead.
So she prepared
hot melted chocolate
with strawberries too
and he had to dive
head first
to drown in fondue.
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