to a place ironically known
as the Holy Land.
It seemed like the right thing to do
along with the right timing too.
Upon his much anticipated resurrection
Jesus could once and for all
try to stop the continuing violence and hatred
which shattered the peace in this part of the world.
The fighting had gone on for far too long now
and something had to be done immediately.
Naturally Jesus wanted to cut to the proverbial chase
so he declined all talk show invitations,
put a hold on his new book
and delayed any future movie deals.
Most importantly he kept his agenda secret from the prying eyes and ears of CNN.
First of all to start this new day off on the right foot
Jesus indulged himself with a hearty breakfast.
As the wall of stone slid back
he appeared with a firm resolve and a dedicated conviction
to end this conflict and perhaps gain a few billion hits on You Tube.
Unfortunately for Jesus it was not meant to be.
When he approached two rival gangs who were taunting each other on a deserted street
the end would come real fast.
"In the name of God"
"Please listen to me and stop this bloodshed right now!"
For one brief moment there was a stony silence.
"Well well well what do we have here?
It's some guy passing himself off as Jesus!"
replied one of the opposing troublemakers.
Yeah, an imposter!"
One of the youths promptly hurled a stone
the size of a softball
which caught Jesus just above the temple of his eye
and it knocked him out instantly.
"Whoah, what the heck happened?"
Jesus screamed as he woke up
scratching his head.
It turned out to be just a bad dream
so Jesus went back to sleep
behind his entombed wall of stone.
And yes the violence still continues ............