Jesus Christ, my cellphone!

I swear I brought it

into the mall

with me

but my cellphone

is now missing

evidently.

I must retrace

each step

of the way

or else this disaster

will ruin

my day

It's already 5 minutes

and I'm starting

to sweat.

I should've worn

diapers

to place a safe bet.

My head is spinning.

I just need

to cry

and roll into a ball,

lay down

and die.

A miracle

then happened

with a shining light

of biblical proportions

and rare

insight.

I recognized him

instantly

from a travel magazine.

He had the most beautiful face

I ever

seen.

The kind man

wore a button

that I could understand

if I wanted

to visit

the Holy Land

and in a voice so mellow

I immediately

had a clue

when He said

"Excuse me Sir.

I think this belongs to you."

belongs to you."

I looked deep into His eyes

and no longer

felt alone

"Jesus Christ,

you've found

my beloved cellphone!"

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