"Oh God you're so loud,
vulgar
and crude.
You always put me
on the spot
and I think it's very rude!
I can't take you anywhere
without
making a scene.
I'm guilty by association
and I'm no longer
clean.
It happened again
yesterday
in the library at 2.
Of course
the librarian is listening
for the obvious clue.
In church
while I sat
with the Sunday mass
there were many behind me
who thought
I was being an ass,
I can't take you anywhere
not even
in bed
when you climbed ontop
of your boyfriend
and left him for dead.
I just can't take you anywhere
for the fear
of more shame
that everytime it happens
I've become
a brand name.
Now those who are close to me
reach out
from twenty feet away
with their hands over both ears
and holding
an industrial spray.
They're calling in the army
and declaring
martial law
because they're dealing
with someone
who is too quick on the draw.
So I'm heading to the super pharmacy
to let medication
do its part
said the bum in retaliation
for putting up
with the fart."
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vulgar
and crude.
You always put me
on the spot
and I think it's very rude!
I can't take you anywhere
without
making a scene.
I'm guilty by association
and I'm no longer
clean.
It happened again
yesterday
in the library at 2.
Of course
the librarian is listening
for the obvious clue.
In church
while I sat
with the Sunday mass
there were many behind me
who thought
I was being an ass,
I can't take you anywhere
not even
in bed
when you climbed ontop
of your boyfriend
and left him for dead.
I just can't take you anywhere
for the fear
of more shame
that everytime it happens
I've become
a brand name.
Now those who are close to me
reach out
from twenty feet away
with their hands over both ears
and holding
an industrial spray.
They're calling in the army
and declaring
martial law
because they're dealing
with someone
who is too quick on the draw.
So I'm heading to the super pharmacy
to let medication
do its part
said the bum in retaliation
for putting up
with the fart."
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