a Swiss cuckoo clock
24 hours a day
then perhaps you would become
a little bit cuckoo too.
Not that it ever crossed the minds
of the goat herder
and the farmer's 2 daughters.
At the stroke of every hour
the cuckoo bird would come out and announce
in cuckoo language, of course,
that another session inside was about to begin.
The naughty threesome came out of their secret hideaway
and performed a merry little dance
on a revolving platform.
Before you could say
"what time is it?"
they disappeared back into their hidden sanctuary.
The very fact that the goat herder and the farmer's 2 daughters
were willing and able
really did help pass the time of day and night.
It was a grand way to kill a hour
until their next expected appearance.
You see, they were insatiable freaks of carnal nature.
If you know anything about the Kama Sutra
there were more positions and variations
than clouds in the sky.
Of course the old farmer himself
and his prudish wife
were not aware of their daughters' frisky shenanigans.
They thought their 2 daughters were away at college
and that the hired hand on the farm,
the goat herder,
was toiling away out in the fields.
the goats were running wild
because no one was looking after them.
Meanwhile back at the cuckoo clock
it was business as usual
and the randy trio of acrobats
didn't seem to mind the repetition at all.
In fact if you know anything about the Kama Sutra
there were countless positions
to enjoy and explore.
How could life ever get dull when you had 3 superstars like this?
The farmer's 2 daughters were absolute babes
and 'hot' would be too insipid of a word to describe their enthusiasm.
The goat herder, on the other hand,
was more perfect than Narcissus
and had enough nervous energy to outlast a barrel of funky monkeys.
Once in awhile when the cuckoo bird announced the passing of another hour
the 3 exhibitionists made their brief appearance on the rotating stage
without any clothes.
Now only people who are a little cuckoo would do something like that
and even the cuckoo bird had to avert his gaze
and close his eyes.
With all of this huffing and puffing
going on behind closed doors
who , in their right mind,
would ever want to leave a place like this?
You'd have to be a little cuckoo yourself!