and shaved
his head.
The day care centre
was run
by the living dead.
Frankenstein helped schoolchildren
across
the road
while the Grim Reaper
did something
entirely bold.
He lay down his scythe
and removed
his hood
and gave
a day off
to the whole neighborhood.
The mummy bandaged
a wound
and performed CPR.
Saving lives
as a paramedic
he is a star.
Jack the Ripper
sells butter knives
on commercial TV
to old ladies
who prefer
hot scones with tea.
Bigfoot finally took part
in trick
or treat.
He managed
to stand up
on his own two feet.
The serial killer regrets
the choice
he made
so he swallowed the apple
inserted
with the blade.
The banshee trilled so pleasantly
in a soft clear
voice
as politicians
finally offered
a honest choice.
Vampires cut the lawn
for the elderly
in the afternoon
sacrificing
their delicate skin
like a dry prune.
The creature
from
the Black Lagoon
will be cleaning up
the ecology
soon.
Ghosts of former lovers
rekindle
their romance.
Their rendezvous
seems better
with a 2nd chance
and kudos
to that most
selfish bitch.
They are giving
the keys to the city
to the wicked witch.
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