I might be naive
and a little bit
uncouth
but I thought
she was waiting
at a kissing booth.
So I stepped inside
and much
to my surprise
the blind date girl
had dead fish
eyes.
I slipped in my tongue
like a playful
eel.
I even copped
a schoolboy
feel.
She didn't respond at all
and it was getting
dark.
Then someone closed
the door
to end this lark.
These spikes,
oh my,
will never let us free
when a blind date
at Madame Tussauds
ended in misery.
The Chamber of horrors
was the choice
for our meeting place
but not to leave
this world
without a trace.
Now we're stuck
in an Iron Maiden
just her and I
and the thought
of another blind date
makes me want to die.
Closing time has arrived
with a fate
worse than death
while in production
filming a commercial
for bad breath.
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and a little bit
uncouth
but I thought
she was waiting
at a kissing booth.
So I stepped inside
and much
to my surprise
the blind date girl
had dead fish
eyes.
I slipped in my tongue
like a playful
eel.
I even copped
a schoolboy
feel.
She didn't respond at all
and it was getting
dark.
Then someone closed
the door
to end this lark.
These spikes,
oh my,
will never let us free
when a blind date
at Madame Tussauds
ended in misery.
The Chamber of horrors
was the choice
for our meeting place
but not to leave
this world
without a trace.
Now we're stuck
in an Iron Maiden
just her and I
and the thought
of another blind date
makes me want to die.
Closing time has arrived
with a fate
worse than death
while in production
filming a commercial
for bad breath.
**************************************