Online books
have proved
to be a costly defeat
as I've been cast aside
and made
obsolete.
There was a time
I adorned
each printed page.
Of course
back in the day
I was all the rage.
Do you remember,
faithful reader,
with me by your side
of the literary journeys
we took together
far and wide?
Now technology took precedence
and tried to split us up
for good.
Although you have one last book
on the shelf
and it's understood
that a bookmark without a tassle
is not really
a bookmark at all
but a french tickler on the end
always
heeds to the call.
So I helped you explore the mystery
behind
your girlfriend's g-spot
while saving myself
from obsolescence
and please perish that thought!
If Kama Sutra
is the last book
you'll ever own
there's 64 pages
and a french tickler
to make her moan!
All of the other bookmarks
are collecting
dust
in Salvation Army thrift stores
and it just seems
unjust
but the tale of survival
is for those
who escape the dark
and shine brightly
in a secret life
like the forgotten bookmark!
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have proved
to be a costly defeat
as I've been cast aside
and made
obsolete.
There was a time
I adorned
each printed page.
Of course
back in the day
I was all the rage.
Do you remember,
faithful reader,
with me by your side
of the literary journeys
we took together
far and wide?
Now technology took precedence
and tried to split us up
for good.
Although you have one last book
on the shelf
and it's understood
that a bookmark without a tassle
is not really
a bookmark at all
but a french tickler on the end
always
heeds to the call.
So I helped you explore the mystery
behind
your girlfriend's g-spot
while saving myself
from obsolescence
and please perish that thought!
If Kama Sutra
is the last book
you'll ever own
there's 64 pages
and a french tickler
to make her moan!
All of the other bookmarks
are collecting
dust
in Salvation Army thrift stores
and it just seems
unjust
but the tale of survival
is for those
who escape the dark
and shine brightly
in a secret life
like the forgotten bookmark!
*************************************************************
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