She went under the knife
so the groom wouldn't be
denied
that she would look
just like
Frankenstein's bride.
Now Frankenstein
himself
came forward to declare
that his anxious monster
had a heavy burden
to bear.
Apparently the monster
wanted to swing
and he wanted to switch
in becoming
the transgender equivalent
of the bride's little bitch.
Two lesbians
in the horror genre
had never been done.
It was Dracula
making friends
with the rising sun.
Social media was silent
but suspicion
grew
as the names on the wedding list
offered
a clue.
The werewolves came hairless
to show off
their tatoos
and the Abominable snowmen
arrived
on skidoos.
The invisible man
conducted the service
while Mr. Poe bled like a rose
and the best man Quasimodo
supplied the ring
for the nose.
Dr. Jeykll and Mr. Hyde
colored the area
that was grey
by also
tying the knot
on the very same day.
Count Dracula,
as previously mentioned,
was burnt by the sun.
Returning home
after the night shift
his lethargy won.
He opened up the wrong lid
and that's where tragedy
led.
The crucial piece
of evidence
was a tanning bed.
The secret life of Frankenstein's bride
is no secret
at all.
People Magazine's
journalistic integrity
made the final call.
They bought the couple's
wedding pictures
for the marquee lights
to celebrate
Fran and Frankie's
embrace of gay rights.
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so the groom wouldn't be
denied
that she would look
just like
Frankenstein's bride.
Now Frankenstein
himself
came forward to declare
that his anxious monster
had a heavy burden
to bear.
Apparently the monster
wanted to swing
and he wanted to switch
in becoming
the transgender equivalent
of the bride's little bitch.
Two lesbians
in the horror genre
had never been done.
It was Dracula
making friends
with the rising sun.
Social media was silent
but suspicion
grew
as the names on the wedding list
offered
a clue.
The werewolves came hairless
to show off
their tatoos
and the Abominable snowmen
arrived
on skidoos.
The invisible man
conducted the service
while Mr. Poe bled like a rose
and the best man Quasimodo
supplied the ring
for the nose.
Dr. Jeykll and Mr. Hyde
colored the area
that was grey
by also
tying the knot
on the very same day.
Count Dracula,
as previously mentioned,
was burnt by the sun.
Returning home
after the night shift
his lethargy won.
He opened up the wrong lid
and that's where tragedy
led.
The crucial piece
of evidence
was a tanning bed.
The secret life of Frankenstein's bride
is no secret
at all.
People Magazine's
journalistic integrity
made the final call.
They bought the couple's
wedding pictures
for the marquee lights
to celebrate
Fran and Frankie's
embrace of gay rights.
************************************************