In a parallel universe
on a planet
called Mirth
all of the ladies
defied gravity
unlike those on earth.
Not one pair of breasts
sagged
below the knees.
Oh Man!
Yes man should be so easy
to please.
Above every silver lining
is a cloud
of grey
and the female gender
couldn't see
the light of day.
Their air bag bosoms
were inflated
to cover their eyes
so they were blinded
quite unnaturally
by their size.
Of course the advantage
of never being able
to see
set the good ladies
of Mirth
forever free.
All of the men on this planet
gave ugly
a new name
while hanging their possum heads
in sorrow
and shame.
The possum population stared down,
so sadly,
at their feet
and with much anxiety
the eyes of both sexes
would never meet.
On the planet that defied gravity
what could possibly
be worse
than a shy possum
who will never acknowledge
a woman's curse.
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on a planet
called Mirth
all of the ladies
defied gravity
unlike those on earth.
Not one pair of breasts
sagged
below the knees.
Oh Man!
Yes man should be so easy
to please.
Above every silver lining
is a cloud
of grey
and the female gender
couldn't see
the light of day.
Their air bag bosoms
were inflated
to cover their eyes
so they were blinded
quite unnaturally
by their size.
Of course the advantage
of never being able
to see
set the good ladies
of Mirth
forever free.
All of the men on this planet
gave ugly
a new name
while hanging their possum heads
in sorrow
and shame.
The possum population stared down,
so sadly,
at their feet
and with much anxiety
the eyes of both sexes
would never meet.
On the planet that defied gravity
what could possibly
be worse
than a shy possum
who will never acknowledge
a woman's curse.
***************