The next generation of women

Men are listening

for the very first

time

and history

is about

to reach its prime.

Remote controls

are a thing

of the past.

Surely,

selective hearing

could never last.

They can't say

"Honey, will you get me

another beer?"

and

"more potato chips,

when I'm sitting here!"

All jobs around the house

are finished

too.

Their lazy ways

are now

all through

but making babies

could be

a chore

for unsuspecting men

than ever

before!

Ask any man

if he has 9 months

to spare

and carry

the burden

of this domestic nightmare.

Give women

their due

and close to a year

by forgetting

about labor

and making it disappear.

Of course

the crybabies you'll hear

may never recover

from their previous incarnation

as the baby conceiving

lover.

So barefoot and pregnant

is the newly improved

male

and with the roles

in reverse