Men are listening
for the very first
time
and history
is about
to reach its prime.
Remote controls
are a thing
of the past.
Surely,
selective hearing
could never last.
They can't say
"Honey, will you get me
another beer?"
and
"more potato chips,
when I'm sitting here!"
All jobs around the house
are finished
too.
Their lazy ways
are now
all through
but making babies
could be
a chore
for unsuspecting men
than ever
before!
Ask any man
if he has 9 months
to spare
and carry
the burden
of this domestic nightmare.
Give women
their due
and close to a year
by forgetting
about labor
and making it disappear.
Of course
the crybabies you'll hear
may never recover
from their previous incarnation
as the baby conceiving
lover.
So barefoot and pregnant
is the newly improved
male
and with the roles
in reverse