"Sammy and I
are about
to close
the mystery
concerning
his garden hose.
You see the owner
is quite clear
in all of his retorts
that the lawn gnome
shouldn't be wearing
summer shorts.
Now the lawn gnome is a rebel
and an exhibitionist
too
so if he wants to show it off
then what
can you do?
Sammy and I
really don't mind
at all
and with his garden hose
as a skipping rope
we've had a ball.
He extends right across
and onto
the neighbor's grass.
Sammy and I
were enjoying
aerobics class
but the by-law officer
soon arrived
with shears
leaving
the newly severed lawn gnome
in shameful tears.
So please don't cry.
We'll be back
to play
because your butt cheeks,
our friend,
are still on display!"
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are about
to close
the mystery
concerning
his garden hose.
You see the owner
is quite clear
in all of his retorts
that the lawn gnome
shouldn't be wearing
summer shorts.
Now the lawn gnome is a rebel
and an exhibitionist
too
so if he wants to show it off
then what
can you do?
Sammy and I
really don't mind
at all
and with his garden hose
as a skipping rope
we've had a ball.
He extends right across
and onto
the neighbor's grass.
Sammy and I
were enjoying
aerobics class
but the by-law officer
soon arrived
with shears
leaving
the newly severed lawn gnome
in shameful tears.
So please don't cry.
We'll be back
to play
because your butt cheeks,
our friend,
are still on display!"
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