to the dogs
tonight
much to their amusement
and canine
delight.
The boy soprano
entertains
with the highest pitch.
For any other human
just listening
is a bitch.
Just imagine
a concert hall
full of squealing mutts.
He's the new Justin Bieber,
no ifs, ands
or buts.
His voice is so high
it keeps breaking
glass.
The maintenance men
find him
a pain in the ass.
He's shattered the hearts
of those
who howl
although the cat in the back
continues
to growl.
The little pussy is an opera purist
and this isn't
her choice
to listen to a boy soprano
with absolutely
no voice.
The frequency
is out of range
with not one sound
but the captive audience
of doggies
remain spellbound.
The cat is a rebel
who thinks
outside the litter box
and pulls over
her bored face
two pairs of sox.
A thousand tongues,
row upon row,
touch each nose
in one of the greatest recitals
that every canine
knows.
If constant barking
is the prelude
to happy ears
then it's heavenly music
to any
dog's ears!
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