His tongue was deep inside her
but she could not
move
as he sat on top
attempting
to find a subtle groove.
She didn't respond at all.
Maybe he was trying
too hard.
Intimacy for some men
is not their
calling card.
There was an audience watching
intently
every step that he made
while her eyes were closed
and he quickly
started to fade.
So he rolled away very slowly
to catch
his fiery breath.
The stiffness in her body
suggested
a certificate of death.
He was very close
actually
by bringing her back to life.
The only person
applauding
was his ever curious wife.
A sudden voice broke the tension
with specific instructions
aloud
"Please try it again
try it again
and this time make us proud
but remember
your slippery tongue
unfortunately got in the way
or else you would've
revived her
to live another day.
So Robert approached
once more
with cautionary skill.
The 2nd time around
he would make it
his steely will
with a technique
that allowed
just simple mouth to mouth
while his tongue avoided embarrassment
by going deep down
south.
The first aid dummy
who lay there
had a smile of grace.
You can thank our determined Robert
for putting one
on her face!
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