A hungry little sparrow
is in a tug
of war
and it's more
than what
she bargained for.
The Italian bread stick
is the length
of the backyard.
The squirrels
have arrived
to make it
their calling card.
A squadron of blackbirds
join
this food fight.
A fat bunny rabbit
even
hops into sight
and then the shite
really hits
the proverbial fan
as the big man upstairs
is doing
what He can.
He sends
lions, tigers
and a gaggle of geese.
With this scenario
in suburbia
will wonders ever cease?
Someone in the neighborhood
called
9-11.
The guy next door
is loading
his gun.
The llama
and the kangaroo
sound out the alarm
so no one
will receive
any harm.
The grizzly bear
quickly
alerts his team
and all of the animals
safely vanish
into a dream.
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