The early stages of mankind
is a story
untold
as the analytical side of the brain
would be left out
in the cold.
He often wondered
why he was born
with the gift of three legs
especially when the one
in the middle
stood up as it begs.
Man couldn't go beyond
a simple square
to a evolutionary wheel.
Just to be polite
let's say
his mind was surreal.
He even stepped back
into the fire
and what do you suppose?
Man ended up
badly burning
his 5 other toes.
He wore no protection
while carrying
his spear.
Now his strangulated high voice
is something
other men fear.
He freaked out when the very first day
turned
into night.
Sleep deprivation
was the reason
for his poor eyesight.
Eventually the ladies
came out
of their deep dark cave.
To their male partners
they could no longer
be a slave.
So they grabbed the bull
by the horns
so to speak.
Anthropology,
as we know it,
really showed who was weak
and the feminist quote
from that age
still remains:
"My dear hopeless man
you have shite
for brains."
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is a story
untold
as the analytical side of the brain
would be left out
in the cold.
He often wondered
why he was born
with the gift of three legs
especially when the one
in the middle
stood up as it begs.
Man couldn't go beyond
a simple square
to a evolutionary wheel.
Just to be polite
let's say
his mind was surreal.
He even stepped back
into the fire
and what do you suppose?
Man ended up
badly burning
his 5 other toes.
He wore no protection
while carrying
his spear.
Now his strangulated high voice
is something
other men fear.
He freaked out when the very first day
turned
into night.
Sleep deprivation
was the reason
for his poor eyesight.
Eventually the ladies
came out
of their deep dark cave.
To their male partners
they could no longer
be a slave.
So they grabbed the bull
by the horns
so to speak.
Anthropology,
as we know it,
really showed who was weak
and the feminist quote
from that age
still remains:
"My dear hopeless man
you have shite
for brains."
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