Sandy Anus
has the sandy anus
blues.
Her swimwear portfolio
shows many
of the clues
when rolling around
on the beach
all day long
and that's what
you get
by wearing a thong.
So Sandy Anus
covered up
that fabulous ass
and readers of the magazine
decided
to take a pass.
They said
"Let it all hang out
and cut her some slack
or we'll cancel
our subscription
and never come back!"
Now Sandy Anus
has only sand
in her DNA.
Apparently
sand is the highlight
behind T and A
but Sandy Anus
doesn't smile.
She never has.
If you had this much sand
you would feel
like an ass.
Even the constant wiping
can never
save
poor Sandy Anus
from taking it
to her grave
and it's the very reason
why Sandy Anus
is always glum
as she is forever trying
to remove
the sand from her bum.
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has the sandy anus
blues.
Her swimwear portfolio
shows many
of the clues
when rolling around
on the beach
all day long
and that's what
you get
by wearing a thong.
So Sandy Anus
covered up
that fabulous ass
and readers of the magazine
decided
to take a pass.
They said
"Let it all hang out
and cut her some slack
or we'll cancel
our subscription
and never come back!"
Now Sandy Anus
has only sand
in her DNA.
Apparently
sand is the highlight
behind T and A
but Sandy Anus
doesn't smile.
She never has.
If you had this much sand
you would feel
like an ass.
Even the constant wiping
can never
save
poor Sandy Anus
from taking it
to her grave
and it's the very reason
why Sandy Anus
is always glum
as she is forever trying
to remove
the sand from her bum.
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