where the chicken
is king
they were no longer on the food chain
and it gave them reason
to sing.
Like a man with his head cut off
all he could do
was run
and the chicken was in the kitchen
watching
all of this fun.
So the chicken king cried out
"his ass belongs
to me"
and it was the humans instead
who succumbed
to culinary slavery!
"How dare they call us chicken shit
when the process
is in reverse
and as a human pot pie
what can be
much worse?
Up here on Planet Kissmiass
that's how
it shall remain
as you serve up
my ravenous appetite
on a plate of chow mein.
So bring his ass over
and throw him
into the pot.
For Colonel Sanders
is a chicken shit
just like I thought!"
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