It was thicker than molasses
and like
liquid tar
which could burn your throat
and leave
a scar.
The locals turned it
into
a rocket fuel.
Even NASA was curious
and demanded
a duel.
The hillbillies knew
there would come
a day
to colonize
the moon
with the same DNA.
Kinfolk frolicked
on the lunar surface
with a slack jaw
thanks to the breeding habits
of Ma
and Pa.
The gravity in the moonshine
required
no debate
when the moon surface
was trying to hold up
that enormous weight.
You see
moonshine on the moon
cures that hostile air.
Of course when you're loaded
you don't
have a care.
So there was a cosmic counter-evolution
and if you think
about it
poor Charles Darwin
would have gone
completely apeshit.
The hillbillies were pioneers
by giving space travel
its birth.
They were the first to land
on the moon
without leaving earth.
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and like
liquid tar
which could burn your throat
and leave
a scar.
The locals turned it
into
a rocket fuel.
Even NASA was curious
and demanded
a duel.
The hillbillies knew
there would come
a day
to colonize
the moon
with the same DNA.
Kinfolk frolicked
on the lunar surface
with a slack jaw
thanks to the breeding habits
of Ma
and Pa.
The gravity in the moonshine
required
no debate
when the moon surface
was trying to hold up
that enormous weight.
You see
moonshine on the moon
cures that hostile air.
Of course when you're loaded
you don't
have a care.
So there was a cosmic counter-evolution
and if you think
about it
poor Charles Darwin
would have gone
completely apeshit.
The hillbillies were pioneers
by giving space travel
its birth.
They were the first to land
on the moon
without leaving earth.
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