"A woman's face may be her fortune
but her hair
is her crown."
sighed God's hairdresser
while looking
down.
She was his first ever creation
and it was hard
to believe
the obsession with hair
had started
with a gal named Eve.
Now Eve was not a looker
and there would be
no dispute
that Adam
was the one
who was awfully cute.
Although Adam was bald
the creator
still had to declare
just what to do
with the first man's
hair.
His other work in progress
started
with the homely Eve
and to make up
for her face
he had to conceive
the ultimate tower of hair
which could be seen
for miles around.
So sorry about that face
which belonged
in a dog pound.
Now the piled up hair
would become
the first bee hive
and within the law of gravity
it did not
deprive.
It was the inventive prototype
of the ultimate
skyscraper
although the first tall building
had not yet been
designed on paper.
So naturally Eve
was in all
of her earthly glory
in promoting
the origins
of God's hairdressing story.
Cute Adam,
on the other hand,
required more thought
and a sequel
was planned
to fill another spot.
Instead of going up
his hair would hang
low
and with a new product
called fertilizer
his green grass started to grow.
Adam and Eve were eventually banned
from paradise
in a plot twist so unique
as the two entrepreneurs
opened up
a unisex boutique!
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but her hair
is her crown."
sighed God's hairdresser
while looking
down.
She was his first ever creation
and it was hard
to believe
the obsession with hair
had started
with a gal named Eve.
Now Eve was not a looker
and there would be
no dispute
that Adam
was the one
who was awfully cute.
Although Adam was bald
the creator
still had to declare
just what to do
with the first man's
hair.
His other work in progress
started
with the homely Eve
and to make up
for her face
he had to conceive
the ultimate tower of hair
which could be seen
for miles around.
So sorry about that face
which belonged
in a dog pound.
Now the piled up hair
would become
the first bee hive
and within the law of gravity
it did not
deprive.
It was the inventive prototype
of the ultimate
skyscraper
although the first tall building
had not yet been
designed on paper.
So naturally Eve
was in all
of her earthly glory
in promoting
the origins
of God's hairdressing story.
Cute Adam,
on the other hand,
required more thought
and a sequel
was planned
to fill another spot.
Instead of going up
his hair would hang
low
and with a new product
called fertilizer
his green grass started to grow.
Adam and Eve were eventually banned
from paradise
in a plot twist so unique
as the two entrepreneurs
opened up
a unisex boutique!
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