With all of the blood
from young virgins
it's easy to see
my firm butt
hasn't sagged
in over a century.
My lips are so full
that I smile
with red
associated
with the royal entitlement
of the undead.
Please don't misunderstand me
I'm really not
vain
although my eternal
good looks
are because of your pain.
In front of this full length mirror
I proudly
stand
with a camera
cellphone
in the palm of my hand.
I am part of your generation
so don't consider
this spam
as I have
an account
on Instagram.
Send me your name
and your address
as a clue
so in my next photo
you'll be part of me
too.
Your rotting corpse
will be left
behind
to sacrifice my youthful
and self-absorbed
state of mind.
Even as current technology
has missed
one key thought
my reflection
remains missing
in this candid shot.
Dracula's selfie
is just a sign
of the times
courtesy of murder
most foul
and all of those unsolved crimes.
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from young virgins
it's easy to see
my firm butt
hasn't sagged
in over a century.
My lips are so full
that I smile
with red
associated
with the royal entitlement
of the undead.
Please don't misunderstand me
I'm really not
vain
although my eternal
good looks
are because of your pain.
In front of this full length mirror
I proudly
stand
with a camera
cellphone
in the palm of my hand.
I am part of your generation
so don't consider
this spam
as I have
an account
on Instagram.
Send me your name
and your address
as a clue
so in my next photo
you'll be part of me
too.
Your rotting corpse
will be left
behind
to sacrifice my youthful
and self-absorbed
state of mind.
Even as current technology
has missed
one key thought
my reflection
remains missing
in this candid shot.
Dracula's selfie
is just a sign
of the times
courtesy of murder
most foul
and all of those unsolved crimes.
**********************************************