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Don't mess with Grandma

10/19/2014

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Don't mess with Grandma.

She's not in the mood

right now.

I just witnessed

her middle finger

with a raised eyebrow.

She's currently under observation

after a mugging

last night

but the doctor

needs a tetanus shot

after his bite.

Then Grandma flashes

her sharp teeth

right at me.

Oh God,

she's still a terror

at the age of 83.

The foul language

from her mouth

is more black than blue

and as for the offended nurses

there are quite

a few.

They'll keep her here

overnight

just to be sure.

A concussion is something

no senior

should endure.

Of course

it's shame on the punk

for snatching her purse.

Karma can be a bitch

and he fared

much worse.

So don't mess with Grandma

is what I always

say

or with your sad life

you will finally

pay.

The young thief suffocated

on chlorine

and was left to die

because my Grandma,

you see,

was a former Cold War spy!

******
9 Comments
Maria link
10/19/2014 21:27:33

Carl Carlton: "She's a Bad Mama Jama"

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Colin link
10/21/2014 02:06:04

Can't say I know this title Maria but it sure fits the marquee thanks to your intrepid journalism , lol, and thank you as always for your visit(s) and please hug your furried friend from the three of us - Gabe, Tiffy and Colin

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Shauna L. Bowling link
10/19/2014 21:48:19

Go Grandma!

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Colin link
10/21/2014 02:07:12

... and yes go Shauna go - with our warmest wishes to you and your beloved son for your health, happiness and prosperity

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shanmarie link
10/19/2014 22:48:14

Why does this remind me of the lady that cussed me out yesterday when she came through my checkout line? Pretty sure she wasn't as fragile as she claimed. And she had a mouth like a sailor when the credit card machine pussed her off. Then she laughed and told the kady in line behind her that you just don't care anymore when you get old and you bitch about what pisses you off.

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Colin link
10/21/2014 02:11:25

So awesome to see and hear from you Shan and please let me know how your family are keeping and how your move went. Thank you for taking the time to come and see me - it made my day and any word on Cat?

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ruby link
10/21/2014 01:39:36

Don't mess with grandma, you got that right! lol funny.

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Colin link
10/21/2014 02:14:36

I never miss the opportunity to tell you Ruby that you are the most beautiful woman in the world and yes this piece has an underlying sinister quality to it as well as the mugger dies from an overdose of chlorine gas which came out of the old lady's purse and believe me it is not a pretty death - they gassed people to death in World War I
Love your visits; thank you for sticking by me through the good times and the bad - bless you dear friend

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shan
10/21/2014 20:48:37

Not much of one. Guess she is doing alright. Just a note on FB that said she missed me.

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