Don't mess with Grandma.
She's not in the mood
right now.
I just witnessed
her middle finger
with a raised eyebrow.
She's currently under observation
after a mugging
last night
but the doctor
needs a tetanus shot
after his bite.
Then Grandma flashes
her sharp teeth
right at me.
Oh God,
she's still a terror
at the age of 83.
The foul language
from her mouth
is more black than blue
and as for the offended nurses
there are quite
a few.
They'll keep her here
overnight
just to be sure.
A concussion is something
no senior
should endure.
Of course
it's shame on the punk
for snatching her purse.
Karma can be a bitch
and he fared
much worse.
So don't mess with Grandma
is what I always
say
or with your sad life
you will finally
pay.
The young thief suffocated
on chlorine
and was left to die
because my Grandma,
you see,
was a former Cold War spy!
******
She's not in the mood
right now.
I just witnessed
her middle finger
with a raised eyebrow.
She's currently under observation
after a mugging
last night
but the doctor
needs a tetanus shot
after his bite.
Then Grandma flashes
her sharp teeth
right at me.
Oh God,
she's still a terror
at the age of 83.
The foul language
from her mouth
is more black than blue
and as for the offended nurses
there are quite
a few.
They'll keep her here
overnight
just to be sure.
A concussion is something
no senior
should endure.
Of course
it's shame on the punk
for snatching her purse.
Karma can be a bitch
and he fared
much worse.
So don't mess with Grandma
is what I always
say
or with your sad life
you will finally
pay.
The young thief suffocated
on chlorine
and was left to die
because my Grandma,
you see,
was a former Cold War spy!
******
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