Terrible Tiny Tony just didn't run the East side
he also owned the notorious West side too
and somehow managed to add those two territories
to his already impressive resume of controlling
the scary North and South sides.
The word on the street was to never cross Terrible Tiny Tony
or you would become another victim on his evil litany of revenge, murder and mayhem.
There was the cheating mistress who lost her lips.
The boxer who went down in a fight too early and lost his legs.
The jockey who pulled up too early in a race and then lost both of his arms.
Franny the florist learnt the hard way by taking too big of a slice of that wicked white powder
and she lost her nose.
Teddy the street corner tap dancing drug dealer lost his kneecaps when he tried to make a run for it.
Stella Swallow will never be a starlet after losing both of her eyebrows permanently
and now she can look at what's behind her without moving her head.
Cross-eyed Larry the bookie lost his eyesight after sharing too much of the money pie.
The crooner who didn't sound like Sinatra lost his ears and is now completely tone deaf.
Stretch the porno snake is now out of the nature film business after losing his tattooed appendage.
Bugs the Bull could no longer bump anyone off after losing his toupee. Unfortunately the toupee
was still found on his head.
Of course even in the seedy world of underworld crime sweet karma came back into the light and bit
Terrible Tiny Tony in his 300 pound butt.
While sitting inside his favorite sauna a elderly caretaker accidently bumped
into the sensitive heat switch which somehow locked the door and now
Terrible Tiny Tony ain't so tiny anymore!
The elderly caretaker in question, and please dear readers don't question
his whereabouts anymore, is now in the witness protection program.
As for Terrible Tiny Tony he lost so much weight that they buried him
as Tom Thumb Tony
and he is now a people greeter at Hell's back door.
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he also owned the notorious West side too
and somehow managed to add those two territories
to his already impressive resume of controlling
the scary North and South sides.
The word on the street was to never cross Terrible Tiny Tony
or you would become another victim on his evil litany of revenge, murder and mayhem.
There was the cheating mistress who lost her lips.
The boxer who went down in a fight too early and lost his legs.
The jockey who pulled up too early in a race and then lost both of his arms.
Franny the florist learnt the hard way by taking too big of a slice of that wicked white powder
and she lost her nose.
Teddy the street corner tap dancing drug dealer lost his kneecaps when he tried to make a run for it.
Stella Swallow will never be a starlet after losing both of her eyebrows permanently
and now she can look at what's behind her without moving her head.
Cross-eyed Larry the bookie lost his eyesight after sharing too much of the money pie.
The crooner who didn't sound like Sinatra lost his ears and is now completely tone deaf.
Stretch the porno snake is now out of the nature film business after losing his tattooed appendage.
Bugs the Bull could no longer bump anyone off after losing his toupee. Unfortunately the toupee
was still found on his head.
Of course even in the seedy world of underworld crime sweet karma came back into the light and bit
Terrible Tiny Tony in his 300 pound butt.
While sitting inside his favorite sauna a elderly caretaker accidently bumped
into the sensitive heat switch which somehow locked the door and now
Terrible Tiny Tony ain't so tiny anymore!
The elderly caretaker in question, and please dear readers don't question
his whereabouts anymore, is now in the witness protection program.
As for Terrible Tiny Tony he lost so much weight that they buried him
as Tom Thumb Tony
and he is now a people greeter at Hell's back door.
*********************************************************************************